Too Much Spare Time

by Elliot Dickerhoof and Vlady Oszkiel

CLMT episode 8 — Haunted Toaster by Jordan Londe

Craigslist Masterpiece Theatre™ is a new web series by scratchframe.
Every episode is based on a real ad from CL.

Here is the original ad for Haunted Toaster:

Free white toaster that I think is haunted. My husband got it when his friend died, and I think his friend decided to hang around. His friend doesn’t really like me, and likes to burn the toast. I got a new toaster, so I want to get rid of this one. If nobody wants it, though, I’m going to drop it off the roof.

CLMT episode 7 — Mover’s Assistant Needed by eric stolze

Craigslist Masterpiece Theatre™ is a new web series by scratchframe. 
Every episode is based on a real ad from CL. 

Here is the original ad for Mover’s Assistant Needed:

I’m a foreman with a Major Local Moving company and would like to find a responsible strong English speaking co worker. Experience is helpful but not required. The pay is OK and the crew is professional and easy going. English fluency is a must. If you think this is you call me at ##########.

CLMT episode 6 — Rustic 1 Bedroom by elliot dickerhoof

Craigslist Masterpiece Theatre™ is a new web series by scratchframe. 
Every episode is based on a real ad from CL. 

Here is the original ad for Rustic 1 Bedroom:

As summer is approaching that means the weather outside is getting nicer, which means I have an extra room for rent. Do you like the outdoors, wood paneling, porta-poties? Then I have the perfect room for you. I just cleaned and swept out the tree house in my backyard. It is level to the second story of my house on a very sturdy tree. It has a plastic door, solid roof, and a durable rope ladder. It also has a pully system so you can pull up items that you don’t feel comfortable carrying on the rope ladder. The tree house has a bedroom (comes furnished with a mattress) which is separate from the common area (comes furnished with a beanbag). As for the kitchen, you may want to eat out. You can use the separate entrance to my backyard where it is located. This DOES NOT mean you have free access to my backyard though. What you are renting is the room at this is it. It is okay to use the backyard but keep it mind that first and foremost, it is mine. 

Please, applicants under 160lbs only please. It is a sturdy building but lets not take any chances.

CLMT episode 5 — Boudoir Photography by cody jacobs

Craigslist Masterpiece Theater™ is a new web series by scratchframe.  Every episode is based on a real ad from CL.

Here is the original ad for Boudoir Photography:

Stunning Boudoir Photographs now available for just $99! Perfect for an old flame or young love! Many styles and locations to choose from!

Looking to spice up that stale relationship, show him a side of you he never expected?! Packages from $99 and up! Email or call ###-###-#### for more information! Available 24/7.